When You Give A Lesson

Politics Has Become So Expensive That It Takes A Lot Of Money Even To Be Defeated.

You See, In Washington They Have These Bodies, Senate And The House Of Representatives. That Is For The Convenience Of The Visitors. If There Is Nothing Funny Happening In One, There Is Sure To Be In The Other, And In Case One Body Passes A Good Bill, Why, The Other Can See It In Time And Kill It.

If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.