Never Slap A Man Who's

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!

The Man With The Best Job In The Country Is The Vice-president. All He Has To Do Is Get Up Every Morning And Say, 'how Is The President?'

There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.