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Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

What Would We Say If The Chinese Sent A Gunboat With Their Marines Up The Mississippi River Claiming They Were Protecting Their Laundries In Memphis?

The "ways & Means Committee" Is A Committee That's Supposed To Find The Ways To Divide Up The Means.

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.