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If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

We Are The Only Nation In The World That Waits Till We Get Into A War Before We Start Getting Ready For It.