If You Don't Have Malice

Fanatical Religion Driven To A Certain Point Is Almost As Bad As None At All, But Not Quite.

If You Let Women Have Their Way, You Will Generally Get Even With Them In The End.

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco. Never Kick A Cow Chip On A Hot Day. Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.