When You Find Yourself In

Worrying Is Like Paying On A Debt That May Never Come Due.

The United States Never Lost A War Or Won A Conference.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

If You Want To Know When A War Might Be Coming, You Just Watch The U.s. And See When It Starts Cutting Down On Its Defenses. It's The Surest Barometer In The World.

A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.