When You Find Yourself In

George Bernard Shaw Of England Stopped Over Just Long Enough To Make One Speech In Bombay, India, Started A War And 100 Indians Killed Each Other. That's What I Call Good Speech-making. The Only Enthusiasm Any Of Our Speakers Can Rouse Is A Demand To Kill The Speaker.

Democrats Never Agree On Anything, That's Why They're Democrats. If They Agreed With Each Other, They Would Be Republicans.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

People's Minds Are Changed Through Observation And Not Through Argument.

I Don't Know How I Got Over The Hill Without Getting To The Top.