The Only Real Diplomacy Ever

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.

You Know Horses Are Smarter Than People. You Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People.

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.

We Are Sure Living In A Peculiar Time. You Get Morefor Not Working Than You Will For Working, And Morefor Not Raising A Hog Than For Raising It.

I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is Applesauce.