The Only Real Diplomacy Ever

Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

See What Will Happen If You Don't Stop Biting Your Fingernails

We All Joke About Congress But We Can't Improve On Them. Have You Noticed That No Matter Who We Elect, He Is Just As Bad As The One He Replaces?

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.