We All Joke About Congress

If This Depression Stays With Us, The Loser Tuesday Is Going To Be The Winner.

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

Common Sense Is Not An Issue In Politics--it's An Affliction.

President Coolidge Said, 'i Don't Want The Government To Go Into Business.' Well, If I Was Mr. Coolidge I Wouldn't Worry Over That. The Government Never Has Been Accused Of Being A Business Man.

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!