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You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

I Have Always Said That A Conference Was Held For One Reason Only, To Give Everybody A Chance To Get Sore At Everybody Else. Sometimes It Takes Two Or Three Conferences To Scare Up A War, But Generally One Will Do It.

Does College Pay? They Do If You Are A Good Open-field Runner.