When You Feel Neglected, Think

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.