When You Are In Trouble,

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

Friends Are Like A Pleasant Park Where You Wish To Go; While You May Enjoy The Flowers, You May Not Eat Them.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.