So Long As We Do

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

It Is A Matter Of Regret That Many Low, Mean Suspicions Turn Out To Be Well Founded.

The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never As Simple As The Way In

To Be An Ideal Guest, Stay At Home.