A Woman Is As Old

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

There Is No Get-rich-quick Scheme Equal To A Poor Girl Marrying A Rich Man.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.

The Only Gambling Tip Which Amounts To Anything Is To Keep Out Of The Game.