When Yer In A Funk,

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.