When Something's Over With Me,

I Have The Best Job In The Entire History Of Broadcasting.

The Only Way To Predict If There's A Cloud On Your Horizon Due To Glaucoma Is To Get Tested. No Matter What The Diagnosis, The Forecast Is For Clear Vision In The Years Ahead.

Nature's A Tranquilizer As You Get Older.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.