Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

No Libraries, No Progress.

I Get All Fired Up About Aging In America.

The Best Cookies Of All In The World Are The Ones My Daughter Sally Makes. They Come Out All Uniform With Nice Little Air Holes.

Bryant Gumbel's Ego Has Applied For Statehood. And If It's Accepted, It Will Be The Fifth-largest.