I Got More Mail Than

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

I Run Me Like A Conglomerate, Because That's What I Am.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

It Was A Big Story And Yesterday's Soup. Who Cares?