Nature's A Tranquilizer As You

I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

I Think Women Can Cope A Lot Better Than Men.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.

The Only Way To Predict If There's A Cloud On Your Horizon Due To Glaucoma Is To Get Tested. No Matter What The Diagnosis, The Forecast Is For Clear Vision In The Years Ahead.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.