When Life Gives You Lemons...

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.

He Changed More Times Than A Baby In A Beer-drinking Contest.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

I Love Magazines. It's Such Mcnugget Kind Of Information.