I Think You Should Live

Crackpot Is An Excellent Job Because The Expectations Are So Low. No One Ever Tells Crackpots That They Should Be Doing More.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.