Home Is Pretty Utopian.

Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

If You Want Success, Figure Out The Price, Then Pay It.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.