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I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.

Dinosaur: I Plan To Use Punctuated Equilibrium To Turn This Zit Into A Third Eye. Catbert: That's Not A Natural Advantage. You'd Better Stay Away From The Fitter Dinosaurs.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

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Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.