When It Comes To Eating,

If We Cannot Define Stupidity, At Least We Can Trace Most Human Misfortunes And Weaknesses To It. Its Manifestations Are Legion, Its Symptoms Are Endless.

How I Love To Get A Letter! I Can Think Of Nothing Better Than Perusing An Epistolary Item. But Deep Is My Despondence, For I've Found That Correspondence Means That If You Want To Get 'em, You Must Write 'em!

Middle Age Is The Time Of Life That A Man First Notices In His Wife.

When It Comes To Eating, You Can Sometimes Help Yourself More By Helping Yourself Less.

[beowolf] Is Considered An Epic Because Of Its Long Speeches, Its Digressions, Its Repetition, And Its Being Required.