When I Was A Kid,

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?

I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.