When I Married Wilnelia, One

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

Did You Write The Words, Or The Lyrics?

On Stage, I Think I'm 35. Working Takes Over My Whole Body And I Become A Younger Man - That's Why I Won't Stop.

I Love Getting On You Tube To Look At The Old Comics. I Am In My Element Seeing Guys Like Jack Benny And Phil Silvers Give Interviews.

In My Mind, Everything Is Too Sanitised On Television - What Is Wrong With Things Going Wrong?