Did You Write The Words,

Not Working Is Bad For You. It Is My Drug, It Gives Me A High; Most Performers Will Tell You That. And There Is Nothing Like The High That An Audience Gives You.

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!

In My Mind, Everything Is Too Sanitised On Television - What Is Wrong With Things Going Wrong?

They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet, The Better The Dancer.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'