I Love Getting On You

If I Go Out One Night, I Must Stay In The Next. It's The Same With My Golf. If I Play One Day, I Don't Play The Next. I Try To Pace Myself.

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

It's Sad When You See Most Of Your Friends In The Business Gone, Like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They Were Very Dear To Me. You No Longer Have The Chance To Bump Into Them At A Celebrity Do.

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.

I Hate The Term 'arm Candy.' But, Look, A Woman's Figure Is A Beautiful Thing, And If She Has Shapely Legs, Then She Should Show Them Off, Because Men Love To See That. Not Just Heterosexual Men - Gay Men Like To See A Woman In Her Beauty And The Shape Of Her.