When I'm In Front Of

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.