Don't Stay In Bed, Unless

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.