When I'm Alone, I Can

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

It Was Not My Class Of People. There Was Not A Producer, A Press Agent, A Director, An Actor.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.