When I Go To Bed

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.