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I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?

For A Long Time The People At My Shows Were Sort Of The Pantera-tattoo Trucker Guys, Really Cool Dudes, But I Don't Know What Happened To Them. That's The Crowd That I Like, The Ones That Don't Get So Offended Just To Be Offended.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.