When I Came Out To

I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

I Commend You On All You've Done For Peta, Wrestling The One-eyed Trouser Snake With Your Bare Hands, Gently Cuddling It In Your Arms, And Nurturing It Back To Health.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.