I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally

As Soon As A Women Gets To An Age Where She Has Opinions And She's Vital And She's Strong, She's Systematically Shamed Into Hiding Under A Rock.

Traditionally, I Have No Right To Talk About Race. I'm White; I Didn't Grow Up In An All-black Neighborhood. But The License I See For Myself Is I'm A Member Of The World.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.

I Don't Think There Is A Woman In Her 40s Who Doesn't, Kind Of, Examine Herself In The Mirror.

I Like To Think Of Myself As 'hot-larious' I'm Cute, But I'm Totally Approachable.