Jesus Is Magic, Because He

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.

[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

I Always Look At Myself Knowing That I Will Have A Certain Degree Of Cognitive Distortion.

I Don't Get This Shitty Attitude That Only Gays Should Care About Gay Issues And Only Women Should Care About Women's Issues.