When Humor Go's, There Go's

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

If I Raised My Hand To Wipe The Hair Out Of My Children's Eyes, They'd Flinch And Call Their Attorney.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.