When Humor Goes, There Goes

Poached Eggs Are Good, Poached Animals Are Not.

We Even Switched To A Newly-formed Church Across The Town That Gave One Hundred And Twenty Trading Stamps Each Time We Attended. (we Now Worship A Brown And White Chicken With A Sunburst On Its Chest.)

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.

If A Man Watches Three Football Games In A Row, He Should Be Declared Legally Dead.

If I Raised My Hand To Wipe The Hair Out Of My Children's Eyes, They'd Flinch And Call Their Attorney.