If A Man Watches Three

My Mind Works . . . Two Boobs Never Get Me A Job.

How Come Anything You Buy Will Go On Sale Next Week?

The Hippopotamus Is A Vegetarian And Looks Like A Wall. Lions Who Eat Only Red Meat Are Sleek And Slim. Are Nutritionists On The Wrong Track?

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.