When Children Reach The Age

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.

My Theory On Housework Is, If The Item Doesn't Multiply, Smell, Catch Fire, Or Block The Refrigerator Door, Let It Be. No One Else Cares. Why Should You?

The Odds Of Going To The Store For A Loaf Of Bread And Coming Out With Only A Loaf Of Bread Are Three Billion To One.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.