When Asked In His Late

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast. You Can't Wait To Do Your Exercises. You Can't Wait To Put On Your Clothes. You Can't Wait To Get Out. And You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.