I Can't Understand Why I

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.