I Was Always Taught To

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.