Whatever You Do, Don't Do

People Don't Know My Real Self, And They're Not About To Find Out.

When I Am Dead And Buried, On My Tombstone I Would Like To Have It Written, 'i Have Arrived.' Because When You Feel That You Have Arrived, You Are Dead.

Whatever You Do, Don't Smoke.

Girls Have An Unfair Advantage Over Men: If They Can't Get What They Want By Being Smart, They Can Get It By Being Dumb.

I Am Just A Nice, Clean-cut Mongolian Boy.