Whatever You Do, Don't Smoke.

When I Am Dead And Buried, On My Tombstone I Would Like To Have It Written, 'i Have Arrived.' Because When You Feel That You Have Arrived, You Are Dead.

I Am Just A Nice, Clean-cut Mongolian Boy.

Now That I'm Gone, I Tell You, Don't Smoke.

Simple Femininity Is The Most Important Thing About A Woman, And It Is A Quality A Great Many Women Are In Jeopardy Of Losing. Women Are Being Emancipated Out Of Their Femininity In This Modern Age.

Girls Have An Unfair Advantage Over Men: If They Can't Get What They Want By Being Smart, They Can Get It By Being Dumb.