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I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

I Think You Need To Make Responsibility Something That's Not Just A Word.

Nobody Ever Says, "can I Have Your Beets?

You Go And You Buy A Lottery Ticket. You've Got Just As Much Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning As You Do Of Winning The Lottery.

Don't Let Your Victories Go To Your Head, Or Your Failures Go To Your Heart.