Nobody Ever Says, "can I

I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To Go Out! And I'm Going To Get Drunk... Because I Deserve To Get Drunk! And Get Out Of My Way!

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.

Civilization Had Too Many Rules For Me, So I Did My Best To Rewrite Them.

Poets Have Said That The Reason To Have Children Is To Give Yourself Immortality. Immortality? Now That I Have Five Children, My Only Hope Is That They Are All Out Of The House Before I Die.

Calculus Is One Course You Can Come With To Your Parents And Say, I Am Dropping It. And They'll Understand.