You Go And You Buy

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

I Wanted To Give The House Back To The Parents.

Nothing Separates The Generations More Than Music. By The Time A Child Is Eight Or Nine, He Has Developed A Passion For His Own Music That Is Even Stronger Than His Passions For Procrastination And Weird Clothes.

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.