What's Scary In Life Is

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.