If Your Stomach Disputes You,

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.