What I Call Loaded, I'm

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.