What I Am For Is

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.

If You Want A Friend, You Don't Buy A Friend, Eric, You Earn A Friend Through Love And Trust And Respect.

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.

There's A Thin Line Between To Laugh With And To Laugh At.